The Sibling Below Me...

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Does Kitty-Litter-Liner count? Of course, I must keep enough litter in there, else if the cats see his face, they refuse to step into the box at all ...

The person below me thinks Tom Cruse would be a better US President than W currently is.

[Aphos]

Yes, I do.  But only marginally.

The sibling below me is tired of hearing about Tom Cruise.

[DaveL]

Yes only because I failed my Level 8 Thetan exams.

The person below me thinks L.Ron Hubbard is related to Old Mother Hubbard.

[The Black Spot]

I think they're both famous for fairy tales.

The person below me thinks football is actually called soccer

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

But, since you use BOTH feet to kick the ball, shouldn't it really be called FEET-ball? (speaking of the sport that uses a round ball composed of hexagon and sexagon panels)

The sibling below me thinks that Baseball and Cricket are the same sport.

And that they were BOTH invented by Tom Cruise.

[Aphos]

Nonsense.  The origins of Cricket are unknown, though one theory is that the Picts invented it to confuse Roman legionaries.

The sibling below me put down "druid" for his religion on the census.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I actually DID refer to myself as a druid once, when asked what my religious-preferance was.

The YEC asking hadn't a clue what a "druid" was, however.  Sad.

The sibling below me will post below this one.

[Aphos]

Yes, I will.

The sibling below me is the spitting image of Karl Rove.

[DaveL]

Almost. I tend to spit at images of Karl Rove.

The person below me shall refer to this post and  make their response really funny...

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

These two guys walked into a bar ...

no! wait!

I was at work, setting a post, and it kept falling to the side, and I often used words like "This Stupid Post---[omitted]"

Erm- still not funny? I DID refer to "this post" ...

Okay, okay - here's one:  I was at work, and there were two radios on in different parts of the worksite.  One was tuned into Hip-hop.  The other was tuned into "cow-hard" Country.

I had to work about 1/2 way between the two radios, so I got a curious blend of the two music styles.

You could  say I was between a RAP and a HEART-ACHE ...

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

But you neglected to say what I have to do.

The sibling below me has to explain why...

[Aphos]

Why did Bob forget to tell you what to do?  Well, you see, he got so involved in tell the joke that he completely forgot the punchline.

The sibling below me has Cthulhu on his AIM friends list.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Yes, and I think I'm developing tentacles ...

Actually, the last bit was true:  I really WAS between a rap-station and a cow-hard-country one.

Made me a bit nauseous, actually.

The sibling below me appreciates bad puns

[Swatopluk]

Yes, I dude!
Sorry, no bad pun (or was it bedpan?) available at the moment.

The sibling below me is more humble than I am.

[Vita Curator]

I have been known on many occasions to partake of humble pie.

The sibling below me has greeted everyone he or she meets today with....

"Allo Poppet"