The Sibling Below Me...

[DaveL]

The Sibling below me thinks that Monasteries are where they make money...

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

That's why they call is a MONAstary, isn't ?

The Sibling below me has trained basket sharks to balance on beach balls.

[Aphos]

It's a great act.  We're opening in Vegas next week.

The sibling below me has a cat pulling his dog cart.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

It's actually a parrot imitating cat's noises, but that's close enough.

The sibling below me is actually the person below me.

[The Meromorph]

Although in geophysical terms is anyone really below anyone?


The sibling below me revels in Sibling Revelry

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

The sibling below me revels in Sibling Revelry

Revel! Revel!  Yaaay! 

*hoists a beer stein in salute*

The sibling below me will ALSO hoist a beer stein* in salute


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* or personal favorite libation of choice

[Al Dante]

Seig... HEIL!

Oops, was that the right salute? (At least I wasn't holding the beer stein in my right hand... it would have spilled, despite the little pewter lid.)


The sibling below me lives in fear of fear itself.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Yes, I cannot abide "it" ... OOOH! I said IT.

DARN!  I said IT again!  Oooh what ever shall I do ...?

The sibling below me recognizes the above bit

[Aphos]

Nee!  Nee!  Suffice it to say, it is one of the words the Knight Who Say Nee can not hear.

Oh no, I said "it"!

The sibling below me is not the sibling above me.

[Sibling Chatty]

That would be correct, although we ARE Siblings, so it's all in the Family.

The Sibling below me is planning to join the Adopt-A-Squidling Program, if we ever need one...

[Aphos]

Do you mean we need a program, or we need a squidling.  I thought there were plenty of squidlings in the moat, though we could always use more.

The sibling below me wants to live in the wild with merekats.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Or is that live with wild meerkats?  Live wildly with meerkats? (this is the most likely ...)

The sibling below me likes cats, kats or pfats of any sort.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Kitty!


The person below me plans to go see Xenu momentarily.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

No.  I, personally cannot stand Tom Cruise, who ONLY got where he is on looks alone.

Cruise is proof that looks are more important to success than acting ability (at least in Hollywood).

Anyway, I can't forget that L Ron Hubbord was once quoted as saying, "the way to make a lot of money is to start a religion".  Not long after that conversation, Scientoloty was written ...

The sibling below me likes watching Tom Cruise movies with the sound off:  this way, they get to watch him, without listening to his bad acting ...

[Vita Curator]

Ugh, no way. Cannot stand to even look at him. I, along with most of my girlfriends cannot stand the man and have boycotted any and every movie he ever was in or ever will be in.  This so-called "expert in psychiatry" is a pompous a**.

The sibling below me uses Tom Cruise's picture as their dartboard.