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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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Swatopluk

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic mind numbing
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Bluenose

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic mind numbing humming by
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Swatopluk

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic mind numbing humming by boozed hummingbirds
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Aphos


Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic mind numbing humming by boozed hummingbirds.  The tension
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Swatopluk

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic mind numbing humming by boozed hummingbirds.  The tension of strung
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin


Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic mind numbing humming by boozed hummingbirds.  The tension of strung guitars reflected
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic mind numbing humming by boozed hummingbirds.  The tension of strung guitars reflected unfavourably on
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin


Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic mind numbing humming by boozed hummingbirds.  The tension of strung guitars reflected unfavourably on the quality
Psychic Hotline Host
One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Bluenose

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic mind numbing humming by boozed hummingbirds.  The tension of strung guitars reflected unfavourably on the quality, timbre and
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Swatopluk

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic mind numbing humming by boozed hummingbirds.  The tension of strung guitars reflected unfavourably on the quality, timbre and tessitura of
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Aphos

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic mind numbing humming by boozed hummingbirds.  The tension of strung guitars reflected unfavourably on the quality, timbre and tessitura of un-tuned pianos.
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Swatopluk


Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic mind numbing humming by boozed hummingbirds.  The tension of strung guitars reflected unfavourably on the quality, timbre and tessitura of un-tuned pianos. Piano tuners
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Aphos

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic mind numbing humming by boozed hummingbirds.  The tension of strung guitars reflected unfavourably on the quality, timbre and tessitura of un-tuned pianos. Piano tuners cried softly
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Bluenose

Unlike the attitude of most fashionably minded toads, a Toadfish's pet regards its equals in altogether a different light. It always tries to see the greener pastures in all its daily activities and bluer moments so most people don't forget the wonderful sunset and wander off singing ditties with dirty faces covered by ivory piano keys. Cleaning teeth is remarkable exercise for crocodileans of tender years, plagued with faulty dental insurance and flabby toothbrushes.  Toothy grins adorn the smiling faces despite endless cruelty being heaped upon the hats with wooden spoons and stainless steel army boots.  After lunch the intrepid Toadfish pets enthusiastically pestered several large and exquisitely formed yellow frogs until the league of nations intervention became so onerous that earwigs (fashionable items in Vogue) began to become a very large covering not unlike the feather down of ripe ballerina's rear in case the frogs exuded their prodigious tongues. These ranaformes couldn't decide when insectivorous arachnids approached whether to telegraphically warn headcroakers or throw barnacles at their exposed underparts thus attempting to dislocate most of their inner kneecaps.  Once the cartilage has been thoroughly softened, blow torches can be fine tuned for exquisite and delicate application via extra sensitive toes and eye lids. Unless slimy leach-like creatures begin pulsating in three-four time, causing horny toads to dance gratuitously over salt lakes, there'll be a dearth of rheopectic non-Newtonian fluids oozing from rifts in bathtub walls.
Consequently, roaring bullfrogs play a mean banjo rhythm anytime there were jungle jams sponsored by obsequious left-handed harlequins dressed (out-of-season) as sonorous and malodorous quacking ducks. Which witches were watching with whimsical whistling, while wistful werewolves watched TV, training videos and listened to dodekaphonic mind numbing humming by boozed hummingbirds.  The tension of strung guitars reflected unfavourably on the quality, timbre and tessitura of un-tuned pianos. Piano tuners cried softly with mournful
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.