Where's my cow?

[Sibling Chatty]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "The most powerful leader in the world had called upon me to speak on his behalf and help restore credibility he lost amid the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. So I stood at the White house briefing room podium in front of the glare of the klieg lights for the better part of two weeks and publicly exonerated two of the senior-most aides in the White House: Karl Rove and Scooter Libby.
There was one problem. It was not true.

I had unknowingly passed along false information. And five of the highest ranking officials in the administration were involved in my doing so: Rove, Libby, the vice President, the President's chief of staff, and the president himself."
It is Scott McClleland
It is not my cow.

http://chuckfor.blogspot.com/2007/11/scott-mcclelland-what-happened.html

[Aphos]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "If man is descended from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?"
It is creationist.
It is not my cow.


(Sorry...been "debating" creationists all day.)

[The Meromorph]

I always use 'if man was created from dust, why is there still dust?' in response to that one... 

[anthrobabe]

I always use 'if man was created from dust, why is there still dust?' in response to that one... 

Ok I think I'm going to worship you now--- do you mind? 

[Aggie]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes PFFFT and sprays hydraulic fluid everywhere.
It makes me shovel up 430 kg of snow and soil.
It is a track-mounted drill rig.
It is not my cow.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Where is my cow?

Is that my cow?

It goes, brrt..buh-buh-buh.  Brrrrrt-buh-buh-buh. Brrrrt-----Raaaaaarrrrrwwwwwrrrr!

It cuts up fallen trees and branches.

It is my chain saw, doing good deeds for the neighbors (who don't have a gas powered chain-cow---err, saw)

It is not my cow.

[Griffin NoName]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "I rarely meet anyone who wants to be a member of a parliament when they grow up".
It is Gordon Brown.
It is not my cow

[Swatopluk]

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

It goes "Has someone seen my Tamiflu? And cancel that flight to Egypt!"

It's a pig.

It's not my cow.

But now I may have the flu too

[The Meromorph]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It has two horns, but it says 'Put! put! put!".
It is my motorcycle.
It is not my cow

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Where is my cow?

It is black, and glows with green lights.

It refuses to play the previous-generation games, even though it was specifically advertised to so do.

It is an Xbox360.

It is not my cow.

[Griffin]

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

It goes "Fire and Fury"

It is a Donald Trump.

It is not my cow.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Where's my cow? Is that my cow?
It goes [rain, rain, rain...]
It's Harvey over Houston.
It's not my cow.

[Griffin]

Where''s my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes Brexit is Brexit
It is Theresa May
It is not my cow.