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Where's my cow?

Started by Pachyderm, July 11, 2007, 08:19:37 PM

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goat starer

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
It is UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
It is not my cow.
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Best regards

Comrade Goatvara
:goatflag:

"And the Goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a Land not inhabited"

beagle

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?

It goes:

I am a much maligned person, who was always working in the national interest, but have been sadly misunderstood and unappreciated by the public, press, BBC, and Channel 4 whose unwarranted hounding I have borne with great fortitude. It is Alastair Campbell's diary on BBC2. It is hilarious, but

It is not my cow.
The angels have the phone box




Griffin NoName

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "It wasn't fraud"
It is Conrad Black
It is not my cow.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Celery!"
It's the reformed cookie monster.
It is not my cow.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

goat starer

Quote from: Swatopluk on July 14, 2007, 12:04:10 PM
It's the reformed cookie monster.

aside.... "i never knew The Cookie Monsters split up.....

...please continue
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Best regards

Comrade Goatvara
:goatflag:

"And the Goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a Land not inhabited"

Swatopluk

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Yodeliarrrgh!"
It's an Alpine Pirate.
It is not my cow.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

anthrobabe

Quote from: Swatopluk on July 15, 2007, 09:13:13 AM
Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Yodeliarrrgh!"
It's an Alpine Pirate.
It is not my cow.

You get a HUG for that one my dear!

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes, " I need ten dollars for the concert on Friday-can I camp out with jessica, elizabeth, edge, tyler, dustin, etc in the back yard on Friday night-we are out of food- my phone is our of minutes can you get me more-I have to have new school clothes because school starts back at the end of August and all the black emo-core stuff might be gone by then........."
It's my teen age daughter
It is not my cow.
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Pachyderm


Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime!"
It is also Monty Python.
It is not my cow.
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

goat starer

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "I dont get enougth hugs from anthrobabe so i will mention alpine pirates"
It is a jealous goat.
It is not my cow.
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Best regards

Comrade Goatvara
:goatflag:

"And the Goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a Land not inhabited"

Swatopluk

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes [removed by censor as unprintable]
It is [censored for your protection], the talk radio man.
It is not my cow.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Bluenose

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"
It is a constituional peasant named Dennis.
It is not my cow.
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "We believe that the decision to pardon him (Scooter Libby) was fair and balanced"
It is a cow. No, as dumb as a cow.
GWB is definitively not my cow.
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

PPPP: Politicians are Parasitic, Predatory and Perverse.

Swatopluk

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It is smoking
It is a GNU.
It is not my cow.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Please speak after the beep"
It is the answerphone
It is not my cow.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Pachyderm

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

It goes "Eee, Dennis there's some lovely filth down here!"

It is a constitutional peasant named Dennis's missus

It is not my cow.
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....