Where's my cow?

[Pachyderm]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Gauny no dae that. Right,sunshine, oan fire or no, nae-one batters a Glesca cop except Glesca fowk. Stitch that, china"
It is a Glasgow Airport baggage handler.
It is not my cow

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes: "I... SAID... CAN... YOU... TELL... ME... HOW... TO... GET... TO... THE... TRAIN... STATION?!"
It is a tourist.
It is not my cow.

[anthrobabe]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes:"... NO. Not on your feet. Shove 'em down the front of your trousers."

It's a stranger- in the loo- giving me socks.

That's not my cow.

(PS-- see Terry Pratchett "Monstrous Regiment"

[Pachyderm]

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

It goes:"play nicely with the other kids. Are you wearing clean underwear, you might get hit by a bus. Have you washed behind your ears?."

It is my mother.

That's not my cow.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes: "The geometric point is an invisible thing. Therefore, it must be defined as an incorporeal thing. Considered in terms of substance, it equals zero. Thus we look upon the geometric point as the ultimate and most singular union of silence and speech. The geometric point has, therefore, been given its material form, in the first instance, in writing. It belongs to language and signifies silence."
It is Vasili Kandinsky
That's not my cow.

[Griffin NoName]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes round and round.
It is the wheels on the bus
That's not my cow.

[Swatopluk]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Bonsai!"
It's a pygmy kamikaze.
It is not my cow.

[Pachyderm]

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

It goes "No, Dougal, they are small because they are far away"

It is a Father Ted.

It is not my cow.

[Swatopluk]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Nu!"
It's Sir Bedevere the Wise .
It is not my cow.

[Opsa]

Where is my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes: "Oh baby, you KNO-O-OW what I like!"
It is the Big Bopper.
It is not my cow.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Where is my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes: "one... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten..."
It is 1-800-GOLF-TIP.*
It is not my cow.



*when I was in high school, this is actually what you'd hear when you called the number.  Eventually they disconnected it, but for years, it was just a weird voice counting to ten over and over.

[Swatopluk]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "My hovercraft is full of eels"
It's.....Monty Pythons Flying Circus  .
It is not my cow.

[beagle]

Where is my cow?
Is that my cow?

It goes:

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It is an ex-Prime Minister trying to send a text message

It is not my cow.

[The Meromorph]

Where is my cow?
Is that my cow?

It **rumbles**.
It is a Toadfish.

It is not my cow.

[Swatopluk]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Any Arab scrotums to bite?"
It's a honey badger in Basra  .
It is not my cow.