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Started by Swatopluk, December 26, 2006, 11:11:19 AM

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Swatopluk

#150
From the Earth we Mi-Go rise
OT: Hail the day that sees him rise
T: Charles Wesley (1739)

From the Earth we Mi-Go rise, Iä Shub-Niggurath
Buzzing through the starlit skies, Iä Shub-Niggurath
To the solar system's end, Iä Shub-Niggurath
Carrying some brains we canned, Iä Shub-Niggurath

add "Iä Shub-Niggurath" after every line as in first stanza

Yuggoth is our journey's goal
Outer space is dark and cold
Flappy wings the ether beat
They give us enormous speed

See, we are already near
Mi-Go Central, can you hear
Have we permit here to land
With the many brains we canned?

Travelling Mi-Go, yes we hear
Your request quite loud and clear
Land on runway 38
And unload your precious freight

Have you news from Earthen shores
Where they dig the special ore(s)
And the fertile goat divine
Did you worship at her shrine?

Mi-Go Central, great is she
At her shrine we bent our knee
And her grace is our boon
Loads of ore will be here soon

Mi-Go travellers, welcome home
Rest now, soon again you'll roam
It's not custom with our race
To remain long in one place

Yes, we're always on the move
Stay not long below one roof
Back to Earth or out to space
Ever onwards Mi-Go race
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

#151
Who would true horrors do
OT:Who would true valor see
T: John Bunyan
M: trad. tune 'Monk's Gate'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOPW-9mSw8Y

Who would true horrors do
Come join our number
We worship Cthulhu
Who lies in slumber
There's disembowelment
And he shall not repent
His first awowed intend to be cultist

Our deeds they can be found
In Lovecraft's stories
Loudly our drums resound
Deafening our roar is
No shoggoth can us fright
This beast is our delight
And is a constant sight for every cultist

Our god is a foul fiend
We'll not be shaken
We know that in the end
HE shall awaken
When comes that fateful day
HE will all mankind slay
We'll slaughter night and day for we are cultists

(repeat first verse)
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

After a long hiatus now a new song. It's even Xmas related

Oh so horrible
OT: O du fröhliche
T:Johannes Daniel Falk (1816 )
M: trad. Sicilian, 'O Sanctissima'
http://www.ingeb.org/Lieder/ODuFrohl.html

Oh you horrible, oh you terrible
Mind-destroying vile solstice time
Feel, the Earth is shaking. Old One(s) are/is awaking
Quake in fear, yeah quake in fear, oh doomed mankind

Oh you horrible, oh you terrible
Mind-destroying vile solstice time
See, again/once more are right the stars. HE will break the prison bars.
Quake in fear, yeah quake in fear, oh doomed mankind

Oh you horrible, oh you terrible
Mind-destroying vile solstice time
He grows daily stronger. Seals will hold no longer.
Quake in fear, yeah quake in fear, oh doomed mankind

Oh you horrible, oh you terrible
Mind-destroying vile solstice time
No more dreaming while bein' dead. Soon he'll lift his mighty head.
Quake in fear, yeah quake in fear, oh doomed mankind

Oh you horrible, oh you terrible
Mind-destroying vile solstice time
Open will his hateful eye. Whom he gazes on must die.
Quake in fear, yeah quake in fear, oh doomed mankind

Oh you horrible, oh you terrible
Mind-destroying vile solstice time
For our souls so great his thirst. Happy who gets eaten first.
Quake in fear, yeah quake in fear, oh doomed mankind

Oh you horrible, oh you terrible
Mind-destroying vile solstice time
Cower now, brief mortal. Open stands the portal.
Quake in fear, yeah quake in fear, oh doomed mankind

Oh abominable, oh indomitable
Spawn that came from a distant star
Great Old One, Cthulhu. Hear us calling to you.
Hear the drum beat by us scum sound from afar!

Oh abominable, oh indomitable
You will come back this solstice night
Phnglui wgahnagl, moglwnafh fhtagn
Great Old One, oh Great Old One! Arise in might!

(replace 'vile' with 'dark' if that suits you better)
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Sibling DavidH


Swatopluk

#154
And now for our lil' cultists: It's Cthulhu Time!

Cthulhu Time!
OT: Timmy Time (theme song of the children TV series)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AHvzskE6NQ

The stars are right!

Gruesome Cthulhu
He's the Great Old One who sleeps in R'lyeh
Gruesome Cthulhu
When he wakes after aeons it means (great) dismay
When he leaves his tomb, goes out into the world
Vile, malign, and cruel. He's the Great Star Spawn
He's joined by Deep Ones on his heinous venture
Man, before he drinks your soul just eat your gun
(Eat your gun!)
Gruesome Cthulhu
He's the Great Old One who sleeps in R'lyeh
Gruesome Cthulhu
When he wakes after aeons it means (great) dismay
Man, before he drinks you soul just eat your gun
(Eat your gun!)
Gruesome Cthulhu
He's the Great Old One who sleeps in R'lyeh

The stars are right!

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

After more than a month here comes a new one.

We will die
OT: Tell me why
M/T: traditional, arranged by Steeleye Span
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1R_BvIRAbk
(accents to help with putting the emphasis)

Who dwélls benéath the seven seas?
Whó flys hígh above the trees?
Ánd who preys on fóols in lakes immérsed?
Whóse table mánners are the worst?

Whó are théy that rule the deep?
Whó will sóon wake up from sleep?
And whó is called the fertile goat?
What béing is líkened to a toad?

Tell me why
So many questions
Tell me why
The Old Ones rise
Tell me why
They will rule and we will die
Tell me why
So many questions
Tell me why
The Old Ones rise
No hope whére they do arise
Tell me why
Tell me why

Deep Ones live beneath the sea
Mi-Go buzz high above the trees
And Glaaki in lakes preys on the fool
Worst table manners has the ghoul

Dagon and Hydra rule the deep
Cthulhu will soon wake up from sleep
Shub-Niggurath, she is the fertile goat
Tsattoghua looks like a huge gray toad

Tell me why
There is no question
We will die
The Old Ones rise
Tell me why
Do they return and we must die
Tell me why
No time for questions
Tell me why
The Old Ones rise
Tell me why
No hope we will soon all die
We will die
Tell me why
Tell me why
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

Oh, what a blood-curdling moaning
OT: Oh what a beautiful morning (from: Oklahoma)
T:Oscar Hammerstein
M:Richard Rodgers

There are creatures that come from the shadow(s)
There are creatures that come from the shadow(s)
Their features so vile that no words can describe
And soon terrified screams will rise up to the sky

Oh, what a blood-curdling moaning
Oh, what a reek of decay
Zombies are out for the killing
Ev'rything human to slay

Some are mortified, stand still like statues
Some are mortified, stand still like statues
Don't turn on their heels from the menace that kills
So a take-away brain soon a zombie mouth fills

Oh, what a blood-curdling moaning
Oh, what a reek of decay
Zombies are out for the killing
Ev'rything human to slay

All around on the Earth there is slaughter
All around on the Earth there is slaughter
They will soon be coming for you and for me
Then the undead will rule and Man is history

Oh, what a blood-curdling moaning
Oh, what a reek of decay
Zombies are out for the killing
Ev'rything human to slay
All will soon end in dismay
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

#157
After a long hiatus, here's another classic mangled. And it is a rather* macabre song to begin with.

*OK that's quite an understatement. The Cthulhu version is actually less gruesome

Wait, just wait a little longer
OT: ditto, aka the Haarmann Song
T: anonymous
M: Walter Kollo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIpmCan364I

1. (also Refr.)
Wait, just wait a little longer
Soon Cthulhu will come back
Day by day he's getting/growing stronger
All our hope(s) will turn to black

His revival will be bloody
His mere sight destroys the mind
Then He'll mangle your limp body
Drink the soul like seasoned wine

2.
In R'lyeh the sunken city
Where the South Sea is most deep/In the Southern ocean deep
Dreams an Old One without pity
Dead Cthulhu waits asleep

Deep Ones guard him in the ocean
Cultists howl in swamp and ice
Show the depths of their devotion
Through vile human sacrifice

3.
Can you hear the psychics screaming
Can't you see the stars are right
Now Cthulhu is just dreaming
But He soon will rise with might

His wrath it is unforgiving
All our world he will destroy
He will prey on all things living
For the Star Spawn to enjoy
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

Noch schläft Cthulhu
OT: Papst und Sultan
http://www.ingeb.org/Lieder/derpapst.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-htc6TfOeo

Ein Wesen ruht in tiefer See
Es schläft im finsteren R'lyeh
Wisse, Cthulhu ist sein Nam
Der von den fernen Sternen kam

Sein Schlaf er dauert nicht mehr lang
Darum wird es mir Angst und Bang
Denn wenn die Sterne stehen recht
Dann wacht er auf und uns gehts schlecht

Sein Kult versammelt sich im Sumpf
Es tönt der Trommelschlag so dumpf
Es gellt der Opfer Todesschrei
Es brennen Feuer auch dabei

Der Tag ist nah und auch die Stund
Da(ß) er steigt auf vom Meeresgrund
Und wer Ihn sieht von Angesicht
Dem es Verstand und Seel zernicht

Uns bleibet nichts als Tod und Wahn
Drum höre meinen Rat dir an
Du kannst nicht bieten ihm die Stirn
Blas blesser selbst dir weg das Hirn

Bevor er trinket deine Seel
Schneid besser selbst dir durch die Kehl
Was er mag tun mit deiner Leich
Das kann dir sein alsdann ganz gleich

Rough translation:

A being rests deep in the sea
It sleep in dark R'lyeh
Know, Cthulhu is its name
He who came from the distant stars

His sleep will not last for much longer
Therefore I am worried to death
For when the stars are right
He'll wake up and things will be ill for us

His cult assembles in the swamp
Oh how the beat of drums drones
How shrill the death yell of victims
Fires also burn nearby

The day and hour are near
That he will rise up from the bottom of the sea
He who sees him face to face
His mind and soul will be destroyed

For us there's nothing left but death and insanity
Therefore listen to my advice
You can't stand up to him
So better blow your brain out yourself

Before he drinks your soul
Better cut your own throat
What he may do with your corpse afterwards
It does not concern you anymore
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

#159
From the Madness Mountains we do come
Tune: Von den blauen Bergen kommen wir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wWisQb0qUo
http://ingeb.org/Lieder/vondenbl.html

From the Madness Mountains we do come
We are nothing but abominable scum
Serving vile abominations
Find in madness our salvation
From the Madness Mountains we do come

Howling Iä, Iä fhtagn (4x)

From the Madness Mountains we do come
From our shoggoth I would recommend to run
Giant protoplasmic bubble
Should you meet it, it means trouble
From the Madness Mountains we do come

Howling Iä, Iä fhtagn (4x)

From the Madness Mountains we do come
We drink gore like human pirates quaff their rum
Whether through the skin or ripping
On the floor large parts go dripping
From the Madness Mountains we do come

Howling Iä, Iä fhtagn (4x)

From the Madness Mountains we do come
In the night we light a fire, beat the drum
We howl 'Iä' and 'fhtagn'
Come and join the cult's bandwagon
(alt: Dance without a single rag on)
From the Madness Mountains we do come

Howling Iä, Iä fhtagn (4x)

From the Madness Mountains we do come
Mother mortal but our father a Deep One
We will join them in protection
Of Cthulhu's resurrection
From the Madness Mountains we do come

Howling Iä, Iä fhtagn (4x)

From the Madness Mountains we do come
If you think you can escape us (alt: can still stop us) you are dumb
With our evil schemes/plans advancing
We still find some time for dancing
From the Madness Mountains we do come

Howling Iä, Iä fhtagn (4x)

Von den Wahnsinns-Bergen kommen wir
Ist ein Shoggoth nicht ein abscheuliches Tier?
Triffst du ihn, ist's ein Erlebnis
Und du sparst dir das Begräbnis
Von den Wahnsinns-Bergen kommen wir

Heulet Iä, Iä fhtagn (4x)

Von den Wahnsinns-Bergen kommen wir
Wir sind übler noch als Werwolf und Vampir
Nicht bloß Saugen und Zerfleischen
Euch bleibt nicht mal Zeit zu kreischen
Von den Wahnsinns-Bergen kommen wir

Heulet Iä, Iä fhtagn (4x)

Von den Wahnsinns-Bergen kommen wir
Wir gedenken keine Zeit mehr zu verlier'n
Machen keine halben Sachen
Wo wir sind, gibt's nichts zu lachen
Von den Wahnsinns-Bergen kommen wir

Heulet Iä, Iä fhtagn (4x)

Von den Wahnsinns-Bergen kommen wir
Und wir bringen euch Verderben jetzt und hier/Unser Kommen kündet Unheil jetzt und hier
Wenn den Alten wir erwecken
Muß die Menschheit bald verrecken
Von den Wahnsinns-Bergen kommen wir

Heulet Iä, Iä fhtagn (4x)
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

Our granny is a cultist of Cthulhu
Tune: Meine/Unsre Oma fährt im Hühnerstall Motorrad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgryg9JtG_o

1.
Our granny is a cultist of Cthulhu, of Cthulhu, of Cthulhu
Our granny is a cultist of Cthulhu
Refr.:Great Cthulhu doesn't know what he's in for

Our granny
2. Our granny dances in the nudd while chanting
3. Our granny's hot for group sex with the Deep Ones
4. Our granny has a cultist robe in old pink
5. Our granny keeps a shoggoth in her bathtub
6. Our granny slaugthers victims  with her walker
7. Our granny wants to bake/serve Cthulhu cookies
8. Our granny gives Cthulhu's tomb a paint job
9. Our granny eats for snack crisp Yuggoth fungi
10. Our granny teaches ghouls good/fine table manners
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Hee hee, Swato, you are one wheezing mudpuppy, and I don't know what I'd do if you weren't.  ;D

Swatopluk

Hail thee in slime and gore
Tune: Heil dir im Siegerkranz/God save the Queen

Hail thee in slime and gore
Horrid right to the core
Hail Great Old One
Wake from your age-long sleep
Rise up now from the Deep
Be like the wolf among the sheep
Hail Great Old One

You came from outer space
Down to this virgin place
Made it your own
Humans took thine domain
Let it all be in vain
You'll have these mortal all be slain
Stripped of flesh and bone

Hear us the cultists shout
Beating our drums aloud
Dancing with glee
Victims we disembowel
In deathly pain they howl
We do these things so vile and foul
To honour thee

Perish shall all the thought
That under His onslaught
Mankind can last
'gainst horror unforetold
Sanity cannot hold
When Great Cthulhu leaves the vault
Scourge out of the past

Hail thee oh Great Old One
We will have lots of fun
When you return
You'll sweep the Earth all clean
With terror never seen
And ev'rything that's ever been
To dry cinder burn

While even death may die
What can eternally lie
That is not dead
HE will not ever change
Even with aeons strange
And his return we'll soon arrange
Let us forge ahead

Now that the stars are right
HE will arise in might
And rule again
Here comes the final hour
Nowhere to hide or cower
All human souls He will devour
And the bodies slain/Bury all hope, man

Swift is His victory
For all eternity
HE'll wear the crown
Don't even try to fight
No hope is for your plight
Extinguished be all lamp/love and light
When the night comes down

Now let us celebrate
Revel in rage and hate
Cut be some throat
We walk the Old One's path
Soon comes the day of wrath
Iä, Iä Shub-Niggurath
The most fertile goat

al-Hazred has foretold
He in the days of old
Wrote al-Azif
Read Necronomicon
Ere comes a new days's dawn
Your mind will be destroyed and gone
There'll be no relief

(sequence of stanzas ad libitum)

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

Iä Cthulhu!
Tune: Heia, Safari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qX0q84hm6w

Wherever we assemble
On hills, in swamp or ice
In fear all humans tremble
When we do sacrifice
In all the land surrounding
The ether is resounding
Of cultists calling to you
Iä, Iä, Cthulhu

Amidst our congregation
The idol of green stone
This vile abomination
Sends chills through veins and bone
And round the fires dancing
The Old One's way advancing
Are cultists calling to you
Iä, Iä, Cthulhu

To serve our cruel master
A thousand throats are cut
Our hearts are beating faster
Still hotter runs our blood
For eon after eon
Has never stopped the paean
The cult that's calling to you
Iä, Iä, Cthulhu

And now there's  happy tiding
At last the stars are right
R'lyeh will soon be rising
Again up to the light
The human times are fleeting
Already for your greeting
The Alert's sailing to you
Iä, Iä, Cthulhu (2x)
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

Momos schmäht die Werke der Götter (Momos slanders the works of the gods)
(sing to the tune of: Cam ye o'er frae France)


01. Momos is my name
Ugly but quite witty
Put the gods to shame
As their sharpest critic
Once I was the judge
Of their works and merit
I did never budge
No one else would dare it

02. Zeus made once a bet
Challenging his brother
And his favoured brat
head-born by the father
Each one did create
What's allegedly splendid
There was much debate
I got called to end it

03. First there was a bull
Made by wet Poseidon
Of himself so full
That he put his pride on
This pathetic beast
Wild and prone to trample
All that it/him displeased
Horned at each one temple

04. Zeus created man
Actually a copy
Is that all he can?
Workmanship so sloppy
Will Prometheus sue
For this plagiarism
And demand his due?
Cue the cataclysm

05. Contestant the third
Virginal Athena
Shouldering her bird
More work for the cleaners
What will come from the(e)
Supreme mugwump's daughter?
Could this really be
House of brick and mortar?


06. That beast is so lame
Is not winning my praise
For how can it aim
With eyes looking sideways
Put them at the tip
Of the horns protruding
Every thrust will rip
There'll be no eluding

07. Man is full of guile
Be his face innocuous
Heart all filled with bile
Wicked and atrocious
Would it not be best
If there was a peephole
Right there in the chest
fit to see through people

08. Four walls and a roof
But no iron wheeling
What colossal goof
There's no chance of dealing
With a neighbour mad
If your house is static
You will feel right sad
And just look pathetic

09. That's what I've to say
You may take or leave it
There's no need to bray
Or to play aggrieved
Oh, you want to kick
Me out of my lodging
You need skin more thick
Given all your botching

10. So be it. So long!
Get thee all behind me
When you get you're wrong
You'll know where to find me
I'll be down on Earth
Through the lands to travel
Full of acrid mirth
There's much need to cavil

11. Repeat first stanza


Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.