Me newe moniker

[Bluenose]

Yarr, me 'earties!  Oi be a tellin' ye on account o' me 'avin a contritomps  contretamps  er foight wiv a scurrilous blaggard, Oi now bin fitted wiv a woodin toe, so from now on Oi'll be known as Dread Cap'n Peg Toe Bluenose.  Avast!!!

[Griffin]

Oh dear! That name be fearsum. My grandson in Aussie broke his toe, be there a speshiul place ter go wiv broken toes?

[Bluenose]

Well, Oi kin rekamend a good 'ospitell to get it chopped off, iffen e'd loike that...  Yarrr!

[Griffin]

'e prefers the deformashiun ter bein' cut arwf.

[Bluenose]

ee's not muche ov a poirate, then, eh?

[Griffin]

Oi rekken not.

[Bluenose]

Stille, there moight be hope fer im yet. Izzee enny goode wiv a cutlass?

[Griffin]

Nah! But 'e be graite wiv chopstikks.