New Proverbs

[Griffin NoName]

If you stare at a cockroach your eyes will turn blue

[Aphos]

If you stare at a cockroach your eyes will turn blue

My eyes are already blue.

[The Meromorph]

Aphos,

LET THE COCKROACH GO !

[Swatopluk]

The perfection of the cockroach can only shine in presence of imperfect humanity astonished by it.

[Aphos]

To understand the cockroach, first you must be the cockroach.

[Swatopluk]

or walk a few miles in its exoskeleton

Coackroaches would have developed nuclear power much earlier and would not suffer our waste storing problem, being a wee bit less sensitive to radiation than us.

Shorter: Coackroaches and nuclear power go together like engines and steam

[Griffin NoName]

Never eat a cockroach in vain.

[Aphos]

Better yet, never eat a cockroach.

[The Meromorph]

The pain of poor quality lasts long after the glow of meeting schedules fades,

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It would seem the roaches are implicit on that one Lord Mero (dumb managers, greedy boards, etc). 
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When marketing rumbles the roaches aren't far behind. 

[Aphos]

Beware when the accounts take over the company.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The accounts or the accountants?
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Not all six footed arthropods are disgusting but some are roaches.

[Aphos]

(oops...accountants)

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Never stay more than one night at a roach motel.