Aid and succour for the Good Sir Humphrey Gribling

[Sibling DavidH]

Professor Nathaniel Winter-Drawson,

OK, here he is to thank you for the enquiry:

Thank you, Sir Griffin, for obtayning this informacioun, whych is no doubt True, since it cometh, from a PROFESSOR.  I saye onlie, it relieveth my MINDE but not, my CODPEECE.
I remayne,
Yr True Frende,
Humphrey Gryblynge.

[Pachyderm]

*delicate cough*

Ahem, Ai sai, old boy, if it's relief of the codpiece you are after, ken Ai recommend Madame Fifi's, in Olde Portsmouth? Jist esk fer Brenda, and tell 'em Lord P sent you, they will see you right.

*wink*

[Sibling DavidH]

Look, if this is the dreaded Big Brenda, I know about her.  No way will I send him!

[Bluenose]

Aaarrggghhh!  Iffen ye be goin ter Madamme Fifi's, Oi rekommend ye be seein Francine the Flagellator.  She always sees ter me "codpeece" issues kwyte satisfeckually statistfeckerry well.

[Pachyderm]

He sounds like a sportin' chap. Trip to Brenda's will clear the cobwebs.

Always does me a power of good....


Lord P

[Sibling DavidH]

He doesn't like travelling, you see.  Here he is -

Agayne I Thanke you All, for yr Friendly ADVYSE.  But consider: iff I am to Goe to PORTSMOUTH, 'twill meane, some Houres of Travayl inn y^e CAR, whych near makyth mee, to soyle my Britches. 
However, there bee some Likely PROSPECTES, here inn y^e Villidge, soe mayhap I shall in y^e Ende, prosper.
I remayne,
Yr True Frende, Humphrey Gryblynge.

[Pachyderm]

"Fer an extra guinea or two, Brenda does house visits"

"And fer another guinea or two, she'll leave"

[Sibling DavidH]

Thanks, mate, but I'm not letting her in here.