Zombie Lawn Sculpture!

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Infinitely better than a mere gnome!

[Darlica]

Heh.

I think a life size plastic skeleton that look half buried and raising from the flowerbed would do the trick too. 

[Alpaca]

You can also get assorted limbs to stick out of the ground or bushes.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

You can also get assorted limbs to stick out of the ground or bushes.

Indeed.

Then your garden will be well armed.

[Sibling Chatty]

Needs a little moss and some mold slime...THEN it would be perfect.



I want one...that odd patch of ground behind the barn where the hikers 'pass through'...

Heh.

[Black Bart]

Infinitely better than a mere gnome!

It reminds me of Captain Cronan getting up first thing in the morning.

[Black Bart]

Just to remind everyone what Cronan looks like on a good day:

[Opsa]

Wait a minute- didn't I just see that lawn zombie in a teacup in the "Guess That Movie" game?

[Pachyderm]

He's either a micro-zombie, or I want Opas to bake a cake.

"Slice of the chocolate gateaux?"

"That would be wonderful. Pass me a plate, would you. There's one covering Oregon."

[Aggie]

It reminds me of Captain Cronan getting up first thing in the morning.

Y'know... that zombie DOES look like Cronan.

[Griffin NoName]

I'm getting some kind of message coming through from this thread........Sea-sick Zombies !!

[Opsa]

Here's a cake for you, Pach-man!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/wscwong/283513422/

Teh Evil Auntie would probably like it, too!

[Pachyderm]

Superb! What other foodstuffs can we zombify?

"And for Sir, a plate of Undead Ravioli? Or possibly the Nosferatu al funghi?"

[Swatopluk]

That would be ghoul ash for the hungry Aryans

[Aggie]

Superb! What other foodstuffs can we zombify?

"And for Sir, a plate of Undead Ravioli? Or possibly the Nosferatu al funghi?"

This year I will get around to making Scabby Grey Matter pasta, even if I do miss the Zombie Walk again.

What noodle best simulates brains? (not branes)

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Perhaps candele if you can find it or perhaps try to make it yourself.

[Aggie]

Yes, especially if slightly overcooked (to the point of collapse), those should work.

The sauce will be a (fermented) black bean / ginger / soy cream sauce, with sundried tomatoes. 

[Darlica]

Wanna' be really convincing?

Not pasta or noodles but heavy cream whipped until it almost turns butter mixed with liver pâté...


Don't ask...

[Aggie]

Nah, s'got to be tasty first, brainy next.

[Opsa]

How about potato gnocci?

And you could wash it down with a brain hemorrhage cocktail.